The Cousinette Epistles 3.1: Traditions

Dear Cousinettes:

If you have cousins that are close to your own age you should count your blessings and enjoy each other. I was the youngest son of a youngest son and a youngest daughter. I only had two cousins that were remotely close to my age. On was Tommy, who lived in Marlow, the other Gary who lived in Big Springs Texas. I saw Tommy more frequently and have had the pleasure of visiting him since we have grown up.

Tom saw my post on Traditions and sent me this email. Read it. He is your cousin too. He is a great guy and you should know him.

Your crazy uncle.


Tom Wheat tomwheat54@hotmail.com to me

Hi, Max

Sheri called me today to order some meat. Had a really nice visit with her and she mentioned your blog spot. I think it is a great idea. Have only read a little but I know I will enjoy reading it all.

As you said, someone will probably correct your date of Granddad Wheat’s passing. It was September 1961. I remember it well. He had been living in a nursing home in Marlow for some time. He had a stroke and lived for about a week. His funeral was at the First Baptist Church in Stonewall. Nelda’s house in Ada was the closest to Stonewall so all the family gathered there. I was 7 at the time.

Granddad Wheat was 83 when I was born. By the time I can remember him he was in his late eighties. He seemed old but he was old. He visited our home in Marlow often before he moved here to live in the nursing home. I remember him sitting under a shade tree in our yard and just whittling. He also liked for dad to take him fishing when he would come to visit. He was a great man. I have always been proud he was my grandfather.

At 57, and now that I am a grandfather of 3, there is nothing quite like it. I have a 4 1/2 year old grandson, Samuel Thomas Kenley. I am proud of the Thomas in his name. My name is Thomas Boyd, dad’s name was Thomas Buren and Bill’s son’s name is Thomas Glen. That makes 4 with the name Thomas in dad’s family. And the Thomas came from our great grandfather, George Thomas Harrison. The Thomas name might go back to prior generations.

I also have two beautiful granddaughters who will be 3 in November and December, Rylie Jo and Reagan Lee. I go see all three as often as possible.

Anyway, thanks for taking time to write the blog and let me know when you are in Oklahoma. I would like to visit.

Your cousin,

Tom Wheat

The Cousinette Epistles Volume 3: Family Traditions

Dear Cousinettes:

Our family has some terrific family traditions that we are counting on you to learn and pass on. There is no way I can list them all because they are still being developed. One that I will start with goes back to my Granddad John Wheat. He was born in 1870 and died in 1960 (I think. I am sure I will get correction if I am wrong, but I think I am close.) This is a picture of him at age 70 doing a headstand. The picture was taken in September of 1939, 72 years ago. If Granddad were still alive that would make him 142. Why, you might ask, would a 70 year old man do a headstand? I would ask, why not?

I have taken it on myself to continue this tradition and encourage you to do the same. Do you see the family resemblance? This September have someone take a picture of you doing a headstand and post it on facebook. If you can't do it it is time to learn. Then give your parents and aunts and uncles a hard time for not following suit. (Teasing people is also an important family tradition to which I am deeply committed.)

We have other family traditions that are worthy of mention but you may have to do some research and collaboration to continue them. I will name them in no particular order.

Grampa George's Chili: My dad made some killer chili. I think that your Uncle Butch has the recipe (and Zack would be the perfect candidate to pick up this torch. He is a very good cook, although he should consider dating some lady firefighters.) Dad would cook his chili when we had the Dairy Boy Drive In in Fort Cobb. Years after, he would stand in the kitchen at FC and the vultures would begin to gather. All the cousins (these would be the parents of cousinettes) would hover around until he served it up. Dad would fuss over his chili like a mother hen fusses over a nest. He would tinker and taste and adjust and smell until it was just right. And it was always just right. A tradition worthy of keeping.

Grandma Foy's Coconut Cream Pie: I really don't know who has this recipe but I can tell you that my Mom was a virtuoso of pie. Her coconut cream, chocolate cream and pumpkin pie covered the entire kitchen every holiday when we would eat so much dinner we would have no room for pie--but that didn't stop us. Some cousinette needs to step up and learn to make some of these pies.

Tormenting the youngest cousin: I am not sure when this tradition started. I am sure Traci can help me out with this. I remember when she was the youngest cousin, Debi, Laura, Pam, Sheri, Vicki and Kelly would go to the back room at Mom and Dad's house and wouldn't let her play. Traci was so relieved when Sara was born so she could join the tormentors. Not sure we want this to continue, but I am not sure we can stop it.

Playing Games: We have long been a family of domino players, card players, and game players. Gamesmanship was an important part of the contest. I would watch TV while playing Skip-Bo with your great aunt Nelda, which would drive her crazy when I won. When playing hand and foot, Grampa George would count the cards that Mom gave him one at a time, out loud while facing her, much to her annoyance. It was very entertaining. Which brings us to one of the most famous moments of the tribal game tradition--Pulling a Vicki! A group of us, including Cousin Vicki, were playing a board game one day. Vicki was not having the best day and it became apparent that she was going to be the L _ _ _R. As the game drew to a close, she put both hands under the board and flipped it in the air sending cards and tokens flying and walked away. This is not a tradition that we have carried on but one that we have laughed about and teased Vicki about for decades. (Glad you got that anger thing under control Vicki.)

Competition: When Cousin Laura and Cousin Debi were in high school, Laura lived in Fort Cobb and Debi lived in Carnegie. They played each other in basketball and it was fun to watch. I bet you could still get an argument going if you got them talking about some of the games. Cousinette Haley and Daniel remind me of them a lot.

Giggling to incontinence: One of my favorite sounds in the universe is that of my nieces giggling so uncontrollably that eventually one of them jumps up and runs to the ladies room at risk of dampening their drawers. If there were an academy award for giggling the nominees would be Traci--she squints when she giggles; Debi--she would be the first to run; Vicki--contagious laugh; a new and rising star cousinette Lauren--she has a lot of promise; and cousinette Callie who could develop into a real snicker champ.

I am sure there are other traditions worthy of note and important to continue, but that is where you come in. Latch on to the ones that cause you to smile when you are all alone and they come to mind. The ones that cause you to remember your family. Start some new ones that we haven't thought of yet, but don't forget to include your elders. We want to play too!

Love and laughter go hand in hand. It is very hard to have the one without the other. Laughing at ourselves and each other is an important part of who we are as a family and who we will be in the future.

Your crazy uncle

The Cousinette Epistles Volume 2: Love and Lust

When your cousin Josh was in High School he was very popular. He was captain of the football team, regional champion top gun competition cheerleader and living the dream. I asked him once, "Is there one girl among your friends that is special for you?"

Josh's answer was one of the wisest comments I have ever heard from a teenager. He told me, "Dad, I have my whole life to get my heart broken. I don't need to start in high school."

Teenagers are expected to know things that they just cannot know. It is not fair. Just think about it.

People are asking you what you want to do for the rest of your life for work. Get real? When you are a teenager you don't even know for sure what you want on your pizza much less how you want to spend 40 hours a week for 40 years. You may want to prepare some boilerplate answers for when you get the questions, but be careful with your choices. I would not tell adults that you plan to be a drug dealer, pole dancer, career criminal, or lawyer. They are sure to make judgements about your character. (My advice to my kids was to find something you love to do, then find someone that will pay you to do it. It has worked well for them it seems.)

Relationships are another area where you are expected to know things that you just don't have the life experience to know. One thing you should know as a young person is the difference between love and lust. A good rule of thumb is that Lust is about "me". Love is about someone other than "me".

Lust says "I want what I want and I want it the way I want it." If you are involved with someone whose world operates like that, run, don't walk away. This is an opera star--Me, Me, Me, Me, Me..... Any sentence that starts out, "If you love me you will..." should send alarm bells off in your head. If you see this attitude in yourself, just stop it!. Even if you get what you want you won't be happy.

Love is shaving your head and sending an email to all your friends and family , asking them to photoshop their hair out and send her pictures when your wife is going through Chemotherapy. That is what your cousin-in-law Emrys did when Sara had cancer. (Love can also be sending your bald pictures like our friends the Yancy's did.)

Love is giving your dad a kidney and saving his life like your aunt Kelly did. You have examples in your own family that are amazing illustrations of what love really is if you pay attention to what is going on around you.

Love is what your parents do when they tell you no. It is probably not a good idea and probably not good for you--even though you don't understand it and it seems enormously cruel.

Love is choosing to defer what you want because someone else is more important that what you want.

The bible advises you to, "Keep your heart with all vigilance, for from it flow the springs of life.
(Pro 4:23)"

Learn to guard your heart. Be careful who you let get close. Remember that other people your age are just as confused as you are about most things and don't know any more than you do. Learn to recognize wisdom which is more often than not a heart thing rather than a head thing.

Understand that your emotions are real and a gift to you, but they are not the foundation for good choices in most cases. Own your feelings but don't let them own you. It is your will that will drive you to success in life, what you do matters more than how you feel. Think about the people we celebrate as heroes. Firefighters, soldiers and others conquer their feelings with their will to do remarkable things.

Watch some older folks who love each other and take some notes. Talk to them about when they first met and hear their stories. Love that lasts a lifetime involves sacrifice and compromise. A 50/50 relationship won't work. Each side has to give 100% or more.

Beware the hormone river that swirls and swells around you. It can flood your brain and lead you to choices that have long term consequences.

The manual for love has to be I Corinthians 13. The manual for lust is everywhere you look around you. I have to hand it to the Apostle Paul, and I think he would tell you even today that the greatest of these is love.

I believe in you and am cheering for your success. Guard your hearts as you learn to love.

Your Crazy Great-Uncle

The Cousinette Epistles: Volume I

Dear Cousinettes:

Though the window of Facebook, I have been stalking you for several months since our little reunion at Cousin Vicki's house last winter. Occasionally I will prod or dig when you write something particularly cute or dumb. But mostly I just follow.

I am your Great Uncle David (use-ta-be Max, right Vicki?). I like what I see in you. I hope to be not just your Great Uncle but one day in your esteem to be a great uncle.

When I was a kid, all my uncles were old--I mean really old--as I was the youngest child of two youngest children. I had cousins that were the same age as my parents. (I didn't have an uncle younger than me, Tyler, but you get the picture.)

I remember spending time with Uncle Bud. Uncle Bud was a pumper for Skelly Oil. He lived in the country near Fox, Oklahoma. (How would you like to be on the softball team from Fox, Haley and Danielle?) I think I got my love for history from those days listening to Uncle Bud's stories about Dad's family in the 20's and 30's. He taught me to shoot a 22. He loved baseball. He was a fire and brimstone Missionary Baptist Preacher. He was very funny and loved to laugh.

I don't live close enough for you to come visit as easily as it was for me to go to Uncle Bud's, but be assured that if you ever are near New Hampshire or Arizona when I am there, or if you want to be, there is a guest room and good food aplenty waiting for you. Why? Because you are my family. You are the children of my nieces. (Here is hoping that my nephews will produce some cousinettes some day--BUT NOT YET ZACK AND DREW!)

Since I don't see you often enough yet, I have decided to write The Cousinette Epistles. I am not sure how many installments there will be but if have a few in mind. I plan to write about the things I know at 60 that I wish I knew at 16, and the things that I knew at 16 that I found out not to be the case. I will write about life and ideas, stories and love, and family. One of my goals is to help you understand that conversations with people that are not your own age can be fruitful and enjoyable. We older folks have an advantage on you. We have been where you are now and we remember what it felt like.

I hope to entertain and inform, educate and amuse you with the musings of your crazy great-uncle. Following your adventures on Facebook causes me to realize that I don't know you very well--and I want to know you better. I hope you enjoy the Epistles and I hope it makes you comfortable enough to think one day, "I would like to go see him. He sounds like fun."

The Great Uncle

My daughter Sara and her husband are in the middle of serving their community after a devastating flood. (see link) http://saraemrys.blogspot.com/
Emrys pastors Ninevah Presbyterian Church Ninevah NY and it has become a relief center. In 2006 the community was hit with a "100 year flood". Five years later, before some victims of the last flood have fully recovered, the river decided to pay another visit compliments of Hurricane Lee.

There has been no aid from the gov't yet and their resources are stretched. The area is rural and far from wealthy, at least financially. They are rich in the things that count. This is a time for those of us who are givers, to give. If you can help with a contribution I am sure it will be used immediately and effectively. Ninevah Presbyterian and other community churches are providing food water and essentials to displaced families. All of that costs money and they don't have enough. Sara told us that prices for these essentials has skyrocketed.


They did not request this plea for help, it is my idea. If you can, please send a check NOW. Ear mark it for flood relief and send to Ninevah Presbyterian Church, PO Box 115 Nineveh, New York 13813. It is time for people do take care of each other.